T-Shirt — Vintage Comic 'They Found My Ex's Body in the Lake, I'm Getting Sloppy' Graphic Tee

This lightweight crew-neck tee pairs vintage-inspired black-and-white artwork with a cheeky line — a shirt for people who love dark humor and deadpan style. The soft, airy cotton sits close to the body without suffocating, letting the retro illustration and understated text take center stage. Wear it to a low-key night out, a laid-back coffee run, or while trading sarcastic stories with friends. The vibe is sly, a little spooky, and quietly confident — for someone who smiles at the macabre and prefers their humor dry and delivered with style.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft hand
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for structure and easy layering
- Ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and tear-away label for comfort and long-lasting shape
- Prints applied with crisp Direct-to-Film (DTF) or Direct-to-Garment (DTG) methods depending on provider for clear detail
- REACH certified blanks; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas standards) with multiple fabric blends available for heather tones

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean